Yeah, so you see spring is a time of new growth and renewal. It's a time of birth. If you know me well, you know I love all things baby and kids. So it is very understandable that the possibility of children coming would make me want to jump for joy and click my heels together. And who you ask, could possibly be pregnant? Well, let's run down the possibilities, shall we?
The only females on the place are: Me, Pandora cat, Isabel cat, and Missy dog.
Pandora, Isabel, and Missy are all fixed, so that takes them out of the running in a pretty definate way.
That leaves ME, and let me tell you, I'm 100% sure I'm NOT pregnant. So who in the whole is possibly pregnant?
Any at all?
Are you ready for it? Can you handle the truth? Hehehe, ok here it is...
You see, Too Many is a girl. We have had a case of mistaken identity for awhile now.
I mean my first sign should have been all the washing.
And careful grooming Too Many does. She is as immaculate as if she lived in the house.
So, now that we know the truth, doesn't that look like a pretty bulging midsection to you? (Set to the tune of White Christmas) "I'm dreaming of orange kittens, just like the one that we own, where they learn to rat, and keep the barns free from vermin and keep them outta my car, I'm dreaming of orange kittens..."