Dad: You are old enough to work, I'm going to drop you off at the workhouse to earn money.
Matthew: No, I'm a little boy.
Dad: You're a big boy.
Matthew: long pause No, I'm not, big people don't sit in car seats.
No comeback from that one.
In the last week, Matthew has come up with some very funny stuff, but with all the hustle and bustle I haven't been able to remember them.